1. Retail season is here. Will Black Friday disappoint Wall Street? Will you buy or sell AAPL, COST, WFM? Scary twitter quote from Jane Wells’ question:” I would rather BLANK than shop on Black Friday”: “watch twerking at the local retirement home…”
  2. Lets talk Turkey—No history of turkey at the first Thanksgiving…Thanksgiving myths are alive and well just as are trading myths….What are your favorite market myths?
  3. DON’T go buying a mutual fund—this is capital gains season…you may be buying into another investor’s capital gains that you never participated in. Beat the tax man and buy ETFs—or Go Alpha and nary a worry.

Gobble, Gobble–Don’t be a turkey this 2013 Holiday trading season….

….We’ve got you traded.